I should start keeping a log of my dreams. Lately they've been really absurd.

Last night I dreamt I met Taylor Swift at a watering hole. I guess we were animals. But honestly, it's not like meeting her at a watering hole as humans would be any more weird. Anyways, she found out I wasn't going to college, which made her sad, so she gave me money to go back to school. I guess we were just humans at a watering hole because what animal carries money around on them?